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Abort Abbott MASK

$10.00

Please don't be a petri dish for the next COVID-19 mutation. Especially now that our brilliant governor has outlawed the primary source of stem cell procurement...which also happens to be a key ingredient in the Covid Be-Gone juice, that he actually received himself, prior to opting to revoke Texan's reproductive rights.
Keep your ass safe from the 'Rona in this super soft, ridiculously comfortable, washable, poly-cotton blend, 3 layer mask, with a water repellent outer layer.